10 Top Online Dating Profile Examples & Why They’re Successfull

by Radio Wright

Online Dating Profile Examples for MenARE YOU CONFUSED about how to write your online dating profile? These 10 top online dating profile examples will help.

Most guys get terrible results online. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd.

That’s right, D-O-O-K-I-E…. the smelly kind.

How can you keep this from happening to you?

In this tutorial you’ll find 3 things:
  • We’ve searched the top online dating sites and chose 10 of the best dating profile examples for men we could find.
  • Next, The eDating Pin-Up gives you a detailed breakdown from a girls’ perspective telling you why the profile is successful.
  • Then I personally do a video critique of these profiles to show you how they could be EVEN better!

So get ready! If you’re writers block was the Death Star then these examples are Photon Torpedos!

#1: Self Deprecating & Funny Dating Profile Example

Ok… so let’s start:
I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess I’m French (I know… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway :-)

Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:
- Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…)
- Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!)
- TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies)
- Excessive work out / complete body addiction
- Superficial people (but same problem as #2…)

In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here:
“Ok let’s give it a try”
“To be honest, I don’t know”
“I respect that”
“J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either… :-)

And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding :-)

I am crazy, stupid, and charming.

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#2: Masculine With a Sense of Humor Dating Profile Example

I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.

I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz, as well as back in school finishing up my pre-med reqs.

Food: I love food. Period.

Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman,

Six Things I Would Never do Without:

  • Laughter/ comedy
  • Exercise
  • Family
  • Friends
  • Food
  • That’s none of your business ;-)

On a typical Friday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star.

The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

You should message me if you are:

Sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask…lol.

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#3: Adventurous & Confident Dating Profile Example

Removed – Top Secret – Why?

 


 

#4: Intelligent and Witty Dating Profile Example

Basically I love life and I love living life. I enjoy the outdoors, traveling, restaurants, laughing, goIng to cultural events, and sociaLizing with quality peOple. Its just better liVing and sharing lifE with someone else :)

I’m originally from the DC area, did my undergrad in NY, and Have lived in a few different cOuNtries. I have a car LOL… I racE cars on race trackS for fun. It’s a greaT hobby.

I enjoy being active, healthy and Staying fit. FaMily and friends Are impoRtanT to me as well.

If you’d like to know more Say “hi”. I didn’t reveAl a lot about my Self for you to read on purpose. Rather we chat, talk, engage in conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading through a long page in this section about each other. Also, just because someone lookS like a good match “on paper”, doesn’t necessarilY translate in reality.

Note: The bold letters are an anagram message.

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#5: Nerdy Romantic (That is not overly mushy) Dating Profile Example

1. The boldest thing that I have ever done has to do with my first internet date—she lived in Romania and I flew there to meet her (I was entirely convinced that she was my soul mate… (I was young). Anyway it was really a triple whammy on boldness, because of my fear of flying, traveling to a new country solo and first date jitters all rolled into one. What about you?

2. The Never Ending Story, Ghostbusters, The Labyrinth, the Princess Bride. I love 80′s movies and I can dance the night away to 80s music. Speaking of dance, I am recently into Salsa, and Tango… I plan to become a fantastic dancer for the next time I find myself on an exotic island one night at a Tiki bar somewhere.

4. They gave me a hard time for dropping out of school… and created my own software business. We help non-computer nerds with their online businesses. It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time.

5. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there.

6. I am addicted to rock, ’cause I am a climber. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too.

7. Decaf

8. Pancakes

9. I would rather be a rock star then a movie star. My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals.

10. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. I spent a number of years in my early 20′s road tripping and meditating. I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways.

64% Introvert, 36% Extrovert.
Analytical, kinesthetic thinker
The spotlight is not my friend.
Anti-planner, pro spontaneity.
A shy geek and a smooth operator…. that’s approximately me.

11. Tofino is magic, I first learned to surf there.

12. Gym and jogging. Hiking and biking.

13. Scary movies

So what’s next? Send me a message.

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#6: Whimsical and Romantic Dating Profile Example

I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote of in “Crush.”
But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.

James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. A modern day Arthur Rimbaud, if you will.

Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Lol.

Six things I could never do without:

  • Great food
  • Music
  • 5 Senses
  • Love
  • Sex
  • Adrenaline

I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. (the hugging kind)

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey poke is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor?

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#7 Wow! Now THIS is a Great Dating Profile Example

Removed – Top Secret – Why?

 


 

#8 Down-to-Earth Romantic Dating Profile Example

I go to ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’. It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it.

I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. I sometimes ‘fast’ accidentally, because I forget to eat. Then I get real hungry. And I eat. A lot.

I like public transportation and wandering around cities.
I like mountains. Seeing them, climbing them, smelling them. I like the thin air of it all.
I also like playing basketball and dancing. Team Sports that involve running are good.

I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.

I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.

I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. They make me nauseous. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. As long as there’s no banana involved.

Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. The studio version sounds neutered).

I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?’

I do believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic.

Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldn’t, either.

I am absent-minded, laid-back, and dash-friendly

You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.
Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.

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#9 Ridiculously Funny Dating Profile Example

Self-summary:

I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither (smile). Details at 11.

NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”

I love to listen to smooth jazz music as I relax on my back patio. I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of pool. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.

I loooove to sing Luther Vandross songs. Also, I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) MAY GOD BLESS YOU INDEED!! I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. XOXOXOXO applause:

What I’m doing with my life:

I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!!

Six things I could never do without:

Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind (ok, so what…I chose seven).

I spend a lot of time thinking about: Having sex with Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, and Kim Kardashian {not @ the same time though}. I heard that they are quite fond of me so I figure that’s the least that I could do. AIN’T I SWEET!!!

On a typical Friday night I am:

Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!

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#10: Kind, Easygoing and Confident Dating Profile Example

I love to live an active life and explore. I am very passionate about helping others and I am currently in the process of putting together a fundraiser to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis by climbing Mt. Rainier. The climb is also being dedicated to one of my patients that I have become very close to who loves adventure and mountains although unfortunately his lung function prevents him from chasing his dreams due to the high altitude.

I am a complete goofball, dorky, and passionate.

Old fashioned to a certain degree.  I laugh every chance I get. I have a love for the outdoors and anything that involves me being on the water. Coffee. Campfires. A challenge. I love movies. Inspirational people.

A girl’s gotta have a… sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile.

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  • Guesthead

    Excellent, articulate, FUNNY, and witty writers.  These guys are all smart and really funny!   

    But as far as dating profiles go….and yes these are all great profiles…..the above profiles are a bit TOO entertaining.  Are these guys “on the go” like this all the time?  24/7 comedy sessions?   A mix of seriousness added in would make these profiles perfect!

    They don’t have quite the intensity and seriousness that profile written by older, more mature and seasoned men (who most likely have survived divorce, are parents, have lived thru life’s huge hurdles and have some emotional baggage–which is a required for anyone over 30).

    Very youthful profiles because, well, these men are young.  

    These guys have revealed very little about who they are, in a sense.  But we do know two things about them…they are wonderful writers with a rich sense of humor and if were looking for a guy to date in this age group, I’d pick one of them!  I bet they would be worth meeting!

    • Radio Wright

      Howdy

      I know the post was a bit long because of the examples so I
      think you may have skipped several awesome profiles. These profiles
      range from #5 very masculine to #2 romantic to yes, #7 funny.

      You
      say these profiles reveal very little about themselves. I see a bit of
      mystery as a good thing, no a great thing. I’d really like to know your
      view on this. What more do you think they should reveal?

      Thanks for your comment.

      • laurie

        i like to know as much as i can about a person…kind of full disclosue…because if that’s who the person is, and you get involved, you’re going to know anyway, so better to know up front. and i like to divulge, in okcupid’s questions section, as much as i can about myself (sometimes with comments to elaborate, sometimes w/humor or sarcasm, to have a voice). thus full disclosure of both helps you hone in on qualities you like and deal breakers you don’t.

  • Radio Wright

    Howdy

    I know the post was a bit long because of the examples so I think you may have skipped several awesome profiles. These profiles range from #5 very masculine to #2 romantic to yes, #7 funny.

    You say these profiles reveal very little about themselves. I see a bit of mystery as a good thing, no a great thing. I’d really like to know your view on this. What more do you think they should reveal?

    Thanks for your comment.

  • Sarawu

    Great profiles! I find most men on match to have redundant and boring profiles, which may or or may not be an indicator of what they will be like in person. Which site are these guys on? Lol and why did you remove the 2 top secret profiles?

    • Radio Wright

      Howdy Sara. Most men DO have boring profiles. We searched 100′s of profiles for a week to find these 10 and even these can be improved!  These guy’s are on Match.com & okCupid.

      What happened to the Top Secret profiles? I’m adding them to a free guide to send out to the people that get the Free Pro-Kit. If you’re on the list, I’ll send them to you soon. :)

  • Sammy

    Thanks for the advice! Check this site out for a few examples of what NOT to do Haha! http://whytheyresingle.com/

  • Jikay27

    NiceDaing Examples

    • http://www.edatingdoc.com/150-dates/ Radio Wright

      Thanks!

  • Centerbound2

    these profiles are awful, 

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