It’s like the damn Zombie Apocalypse that’s what.
I hear girls get lots of emails when they use online dating.”Lots” doesn’t tell me any darn thing though. I like to know what I’m dealing with. I want the numberssss!!!
Ohh-yeah– Time for an experiment and you know how the eDatingDoc loooves experiments!
I needed to turn this “Lots” into something I could understand. Sooooo what did I do?
Pssshhh – the only thing I could do…
I dressed up like a girl, took some photos & joined okCupid.
Ok not really
But dammit, I do make a sexy girl don’t I?!
Don’t hate mofos!!
This is what I really did:
Me and the eDating Pin-up picked out some of her sexy photos
and created a few profiles on the different dating sites.
aka Zombie Bait
We created profiles on:
First up was okCupid:
I set the bait then checked it the next day.
This is what I saw:
Whaaaa! 134 messages in 1 day!
How can you survive online dating in this apocalypse? I got the cure, find out in a sec.
Next was Match.com
I obviously had some good bait
I wanted to see what would happen if we used some of the eDating Pin-up’s photos that were not SO smokin’ hot.
We toned it down and went for cute this time
I set the Zombie Bait then checked it 4 hours later…
This is what I saw:
125 New Emails!!! In 4 hours!!!! And this was to cute photos NOT bangin’ hot photos.
Ok and finally, Plenty of Fish (POF)
This time I wanted to see the Zombies in action and how long it took them to strike.
I set the Zombie Bait on Monday at Noon. The Zombies should be at work so I thought it would take a while…
I started the timer & waited…
I was wrong! I saw them start to pile in:
In 4 minutes & 14 seconds this is how many emails the eDating Pin-up got:
18 emails in 4 minutes on a Monday at noon. WTF!? Don’t zombies work?
Checked again a few hours later:
So why do I say Zombies?
Because 99.9999% of those messages were mindless
Their photos were mind-numbing
Zombie Group Photo – check
Zombie Travel Photo – check
Their written profiles STINK!
Same mistakes, over and over and over and over and OVER and O-V-E-R!!!!
“They all love living life to the fullest.” Blah Blah Yeah right Mr. Zombie, I think you been eating bath salts.
Creating a profile or sending emails that are just “ok” won’t cut it either. Being “ok” will get lost in the busting-full-email-inbox of that hottie.
Sooo how are you suppose to succeed in online dating with so much competition?
Eeeeeasy, if you do what I teach…
And guess what? I’m teaching guys this everyday.
Soooo pay attention Zombie-Defeater-To-Be…
And you’ll stand out in the girl’s mind like there’s a giant flashing neon arrow over your head, and guess what it says?
That’s right awesome-sauce…
So don’t be a Zombie.
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