How to Kiss a Crazy Ass Girl with APF. Week #8 of the 150 Date Challenge

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This is how to kiss a crazy chic.

So I’m ordering my drink, I look back at my ridiculously hot date and she has the APF. What IS the APF you may be thinking. Well it’s the Angry Pirate Face. She says, “Why were you looking at the bartender like that? You were practically drooling on yourself.” I thought she was kidding – she’s not.

She starts giving me shit. (Remember this is our 1st date. I just met this girl a couple hours before.) She’s acting ridiculous so why not do the same PLUS I wanted her to shut up. Guess what I do? I kiss her! 

We have a lot of natural chemistry & flirting up until this point.

We were standing at the bar. She’s talking nonsense. So I stand closer to her, just inside her personal space, so it feels close, face to face, looking at her eyes then mouth then eyes again. She slows her speaking down then stops. I lean in and we kiss. I pull back and look at her. I see the coolest range of emotion quickly wash across her face. It starts with peacefulness then skepticism then excitement. I see a little smirk of a smile. I see what she’s thinking. “That was unexpected and confident, and I like it.” Then SHE pulls my shirt and kisses ME.

Hold up! Here is this week’s 150 Date Challenge Breakdown:

Initial Emails Sent:
okCupid – 4 – 5
eHarmony – 3
Plenty of Fish – 0

Phone Numbers Received:
okCupid – 4 – 0
eHarmony – 2
Plenty of Fish – 0

1st Dates:
okCupid – 2 – 2
eHarmony – 1
Plenty of Fish – 0

Total Dates this week: 5

This week’s Date Spotlight:
Age: 26
Height: 5’5”
Ethnicity: Hispanic from Cuba

  • What I liked:
    Her looks, that’s about it. Just kidding – After her initial nutso speed bump, the date ended up being fun and we had a great time. We made plans to go to the beach this weekend.
  • What I didn’t like:
    I didn’t like her shit test; acting all pissy and saying I was looking at the bartender (a total act). All women will shit test you at some point. Women use shit tests to see if you have your mental shit together; women test for things like confidence & decisiveness. What’s cool about shit tests is that it immediately tells you that she’s interested.
    Some shit tests will hurt a woman’s chances though. I screen for jealously. So I made a mental note aka strike #1. A tip to women is to not use shit tests that are big red flags for men. Jealously being one of those.
  • What I learned:
    This reinforced something I already knew. Confidence is key. Real confidence. (but it’s ok to fake it til you make it) We have the ability to create our reality. If we’re fun and confident and know what we want. We start to mold our reality. Some women will be like, “I want to be in his world” & jump right in.
    The only way to gain real confidence if through life experience. A great way to have more real life dating experiences is through online dating.
    You may feel uncomfortable and unconfident at first but after a few 1st dates you’ll feel your confidence start to grow.
    Here’s a quick 30 second video clip that relates:

What are your thoughts about this date? I’d like to hear them. To any of the women reading this: What do you think? Do you guys think I handled it well?

The adventures will continue next week!

  • Chris January 19, 2018, 12:49 am


    • Radio January 19, 2018, 12:49 am

      lol Thanks Chris!

    • Amanda O4fuxsakes January 19, 2018, 1:12 am

      What are you Chris? A rape apologist?

  • Amanda O4fuxsakes January 19, 2018, 12:52 am

    you clearly sexually assaulted this woman. that would explain “the coolest range of emotion” that “wash[ed] across her face” she was trying to emotionally process an assault. also way to remove my first comment. i’m going to keep posting this until you address it.

    • Radio January 19, 2018, 12:53 am

      We’ve got trolls afoot… Big fugly trolls.

      I’m pretty sure you’re just trolling Amanda but I’ll play along…

      How do you think most first kisses happen?

      The guy leans in, and the girl and guy kiss.

      What exactly about this made you think it’s assault?

      • Amanda O4fuxsakes January 19, 2018, 12:56 am

        i’ll tell you what made it assault you idiot. you didn’t get consent. you have to ask a woman if you can kiss her. anything else is assault.

        on a somewhat unrelated note i’m really surprised that you graduated valedictoriaan as you seem to be unable to write clearly clear

        also i am a troll but i’m not fugly. hope that helps. but please continue to describe women in derogatory terms such as troll and fugly. once i get past the sexism (which is easy to do as a societal bombardment with it has numbed me) it is pretty hilarious.

        Plus only scumbags get help with dating.

        • Grace January 19, 2018, 12:57 am

          You’re calling people scumbags for getting help with dating?

          I’ve personally studied a dating program for women. I learned so much and it’s the main reason I found my husband.

          I think it’s wonderful if a man is interested enough in finding a great relationship that he puts in effort to learn about dating.

          AND I wouldn’t call this sexual assault AT ALL…
          Many people are uncomfortable with unexpected physical contact. I, being a rape victim, am; but nothing about this set off any alarms. I also don’t think you always have to get explicit permission to kiss someone. In the past when a man leaned in to kiss me sometimes I wanted to, so we did and sometimes I didn’t want to, so we didn’t. Nothing wrong with that. This current social/political climate of running around labeling everything as sexual assault is crazy and not helpful.

          • Radio January 19, 2018, 12:59 am

            Thanks for your comment Grace. I appreciate having another voice of reason.

          • Amanda O4fuxsakes January 19, 2018, 1:11 am

            whatever grace. you obviously still have issues from your own sexual assault. You probably have Stockholm syndrome. Get some help.

  • Ben January 19, 2018, 1:05 am

    Wowee Amanda 04fuxsakes

    Sexual assault is kind of a big conclusion to jump to don’t you
    think? Can any of us know what’s going on inside someone’s head? You can
    say she was processing sexual assault just as easily as I can say she
    was naming their future children. lol

    Either way, all we can do is know someone’s actions. He gave all the signs he wanted to kiss her and she participated. Then she pulled him to her and kissed him AGAIN. Looks like they were having fun to me.

    When you draw very large conclusions based on very little
    information it speaks more to your specific perspective on life than to Radio or
    his date’s thought process.

    Comments aside, I think the story of the date was a well-intended
    lesson in self-confidence. Something I’ve rarely found to be a bad thing
    (when dating or otherwise).

    All the Best,

  • Yo January 19, 2018, 1:14 am

    o4fuxsakes you are a moron. Be silent now.

  • GirlGenius January 19, 2018, 1:20 am

    I’m a feminist but wow! Amanda o4fuxsakes you are some kind of crazy. It’s aggressive militant feminists like you that hurt the cause. Men see shit like this and think all feminists are crazy. To the guys reading this, most women are NOTHING like Amanda here and this is not real feminism. We just want fairness, not this craziness.

  • Sean January 19, 2018, 1:21 am

    Dude, no real pics, ever? I mean… if you dont post some real pics, who is to say you arent just writing this up. Maybe you are fooling us? Why no pics? Why not just put a black bar over her eyes? Why no selfies? Tell her you are doing a dating blog and need pic. I mean… shit you are 4 for 4 bating .1000 on OKC getting numbers. An expert like you cant get a few pics? Man up and show us punks how its done!

    • Radio January 19, 2018, 1:26 am

      Hey Hey Sean, To be honest I feel it would be dick move to post photos of the women. I’m also not doing any of this to brag. I’m actually looking for a great relationship.

      However, I know what you’re saying so I did post a few photos of a recent date I had with a Ukrainian model.

      Here they are:

  • Alexandra January 19, 2018, 1:27 am

    A confident man who takes charge is a sexy man. Whether asking if he can kiss me or going for it, as radio said “confidence is key”. Sometimes I play hard to get and will turn my head but I’m still turned on that he confidently went for it.

  • Tom January 19, 2018, 1:29 am

    Radio, you took the phrase “Shut up and kiss me!” A level further, when she was giving you shit. Lol

    As For the classification of assault, get real – no way!

    And as for the people here who seem to be embarrassed by PDA, grow up, you’re not in middle school anymore..

  • Justin March 10, 2018, 10:36 pm

    You weren’t being too forward at all! I was on a first date with a woman clicking on all CYLINDERS thought about kissing her but decided against it because I thought it would be too weird! We go on a second date it goes smashing I don’t several times then Go in… no drama she could of pulled back but she didn’t… later on she admitted she wanted me to kiss her goodnight… moral of the story: there are girls who want guys to make the first move without asking permission… regardless of what toxic feminists believe!

    She wanted me to kiss her on the first date! Imagine that!

  • Shayne November 30, 2018, 5:00 pm

    Chris, i think your advice is great, women want men to have confidence, which is clearly what you had here. It’s something I need to work on.

    Besides, when I began reading dating tips I realized why I fail so often, because there’s a difference between having confidence and being too nice. It’s especially hard for me since I’m very introverted.

    Also, I wouldn’t worry what this nut thinks. I dismissed her as soon as she called you a “rape apologist.” It already says alot about her mental state, not to mention blaming society for making her numb. Any woman with an ounce of self respect wouldn’t be on here going off on someone they don’t even know. You even have women here sticking up for you, and that says alot.

  • Antonio March 3, 2021, 6:49 pm

    Amanda O4fuxsakes please make sure you use that same screen name on dating site so i know i can avoid you at all costs. You’re seriously crazy. Lol


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