Online date offers me a line of cocaine. Week 18 of the 150 Date Challenge

Online Date Offers Me Cocaine

What the hell was in my drink!? My lips start to vibrate. Then my mouth goes numb, then my face! I start trying to figure out what’s going on.

This is not some little reaction…

My face
is going
NUMB.

Did my date spike my drink? I met her on this dating site. She’s an insanely cute spokesmodel with all kindsa booty! You ever see a girl with a booty so ridunkulous, you wanna put it between two pieces of bread, and bite it?

What? Anyway – I squint my eyes and look at her to see there are any signs of a sexy sociopath serial killer.

Then it hits me.

Ah-haaa! I know what’s happening. I know why my face is going numb.

I kissed Sonya a few minutes ago.

This girl was doing cocaine in the bathroom!

She rubbed it on her gums, then kissed me.

I say something to her: “Girl! Soooo after our kiss my mouth is going numb.”

She fesses-up, laughs then asks if I want to do a line.

I tell her I’ve never done coke but from what I see in the movies it’s normal to do it off the girl’s boobs. “Is that how’s it’s done? – If so, I’m down!”

Of course, I’m just messing with her. I’m not gonna do coke.

Not my thang baby!

This craziness is interesting though.

We continue our date and get this! She eats all organic food to be “healthy”

I’m thinking, well of course, makes perfect sense.

We get up to walk over to a different bar but I need to go to the restroom. She says “me too.” Then she follows me…. into the men’s restroom. She say’s, “You need help?” then she reaches around me like she’s gonna help me pee. She’s acting overly sexual in a funny way to play off her flirting. I say, “Girl, get out of here! silly” and run her out of the restroom. She’s giggling.

She’s funny & fun & a little cra cra.

Speaking of…

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And here are this weeks 150 Date Challenge Details:


Initial Emails Sent:

okCupid – 1
Match.com – 2
eHarmony – 3
Plenty of Fish – 1

Phone Numbers Received:
okCupid – 2
Match.com – 2
eHarmony – 2
Plenty of Fish – 0

1st Dates:
okCupid – 2
Match.com – 1
eHarmony – 1
Plenty of Fish – 0

Total Dates this week: 4

 

This week’s Date Spotlight:

Sonya

Age: 29

Height: 5’9”

Ethnicity/Country: American

  • What I liked:
    A blonde with a Cuban booty. The whole cocaine incident was interesting.
  • What I didn’t like:
    You thought I was gonna list online dating cocaine here didn’t you. I’m not gonna hold occasional drug experimentation against anyone though. She was cool. Nothing not to like.
  • What I learned:
    In some peoples minds, apparently, organic food will offset cocaine use. lol

Don’t worry, most girls online are normal, my other 3 dates this week were.

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  • tizz February 10, 2013, 3:42 pm

    what email do you send to those women ? I mean the opener

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