Let me just start at the best part. I’m on a first date in a fancy-smancy place with a serious hottie, she has my shoe in her hand and she is smelling it right now.
That’s right. She has my shoe and she’s sniffing it.
Not only is she sniffing it but she’s smiling. Did I mention we’re in a REALLY nice place.
Ok Ok Let me back it up. How do you think we got to this point?
Why is there a hot girl buried nose deep in my shoe?
I just asked myself the SAME EXACT THING.
Before we get into that,
Here are this weeks 150 Date Challenge Details:
Total Dates this week: 3
I don’t know what it is but I noticed the hotter the girl, the crazier the date usually ends up.
Can someone explain this to me?
I knew something strange was bound to happen though as soon as she told me what she did for work.
I mean she has…..
…..a very interesting job.
What do you think she does?
Not a stripper – get your mind out of the gutter.
She’s an acrobat for Cirque du Soleil.
She joined the Circus when she was 15
I kid you not! – It was Ringling Brothers
She’s from Russia and has the thick Russian accent to prove it.
How could I NOT go on this date?
We meet and at first she’s a little quiet.
After using the conversation technique I teach in the eDatingDoc Academy she warms up quick.
She becomes over the top playful. I say something about my drink being strong so guess what she calls me?
She revs up her Russian accent for comedic affect and says:
Stop being a p#ssy! – In Russia, we drink ze Vodka straight from ze bottle then eat steel!
Eat steel?! Did she just call me a p#ssy!? Aww hell naw!
I tell the bartender to line up 4 shots of Petron. (My no-getting-wasted-rule-o-love is about to go the way of the U.S.S.R.)
The bar has couches, so after the 4 shots of hell-fire, we bounce.
One thing leads to another and we’re making out.
I’ve tried to remember but I really have no clue what we were talking about that made her ask me this. She says, Can I smell your “feets”? – Then starts laughing.
I’m in a drunken daze but figure out she’s talking about smelling my shoe. She keeps on and on about smelling my “feets” so finally…
I untie my shoe…
Then give it to her.
And BAM – There you have it. Something that, I’m sure, was quite the sight for those around us. A hot girl…. in a nice place…..face buried in my shoe.
But I’m kicking myself!
I sooo regret one thing!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what I did…..well, didn’t do?
I didn’t take a damn picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next time there’s a hot Russian Cirque du Soliel Acrobat, ex Ringling Brother’s Circus performer sniffing my shoe – I will remember to take a photo!
I had a great time for sure.
Enough about me and my crazy fun date…
I want YOU to have some fun experiences!
I want you to have some playful dates with some cool girls. Ohhh and I just happen to know what you have to do to get those dates and it’s all laid out for you, step-by-step.
Yup – just go here:
The eDating Doc